Peter's 23rd

imaginarydepths:

agentcharliegifford:

dustclouds:

i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar

ALL THE TIME

^^^

(via izzyadahl)

usagiandwolf:

Human Sexuality is Complicated… (by vlogbrothers)

(via edcapitola2)

the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who actually play video games
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee<3 lolz wait how do you even do this? oh no i think i just died lol cuteee. omgg im sooo sexy cuz i play video games that boyzzz lykee lolll im like the kewlestt gurl evaarrr
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. WHO THE FUCK THREW THAT GOD DAMN BLUE SHELL I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL TEAR YOUR HEART OUT AND FUCKING EAT IT.
See what your followers thinks of you.
Black: I would date you.
Green: I think you’re cute.
Blue: You are my tumblr crush.
Grey: I wish you would notice me.
Purple: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
Teal: We have a lot in common.
Yellow: FUCK ME, LET'S FUCK.
Orange: I don’t like your blog.
Brown: I don’t like you.
Pink: I think you are unattractive.
Red: I hate you with a burning passion.
White: Marry me.
None: Nobody likes you, lol.
This is what happens every time I go out to a bar.
And why I always end up leaving alone.

This is what happens every time I go out to a bar.

And why I always end up leaving alone.

(Source: friendsarchive, via richsef)


do you ever just reminisce about your childhood

and think to yourself

‘fuck how did I not realize sooner that I was totally gay.’

I have thought that more times than I can count. Especially when I am telling stories of when I was a kid and I pause and go wow…..I was super gay.

(Source: lady-stoneheart, via stillherestillfighting)

natesnaughtystuff asked: Very nice ass sir thanks for the submission

Thank you! Just glad I can be apart of your blog ;)

pussyboicumdump:

Do I look like I’m fucking kidding?!

You look like you&#8217;re fucking hot!!!

pussyboicumdump:

Do I look like I’m fucking kidding?!

You look like you’re fucking hot!!!

(via natesnaughtystuff)