Peter's 23rd
i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar
ALL THE TIME
^^^
(via izzyadahl)
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee<3 lolz wait how do you even do this? oh no i think i just died lol cuteee. omgg im sooo sexy cuz i play video games that boyzzz lykee lolll im like the kewlestt gurl evaarrr
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. WHO THE FUCK THREW THAT GOD DAMN BLUE SHELL I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL TEAR YOUR HEART OUT AND FUCKING EAT IT.
Black: I would date you.
Green: I think you’re cute.
Blue: You are my tumblr crush.
Grey: I wish you would notice me.
Purple: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
Teal: We have a lot in common.
Yellow: FUCK ME, LET'S FUCK.
Orange: I don’t like your blog.
Brown: I don’t like you.
Pink: I think you are unattractive.
Red: I hate you with a burning passion.
White: Marry me.
None: Nobody likes you, lol.
This is what happens every time I go out to a bar.
And why I always end up leaving alone.
(Source: friendsarchive, via richsef)
do you ever just reminisce about your childhoodand think to yourself
‘fuck how did I not realize sooner that I was totally gay.’
I have thought that more times than I can count. Especially when I am telling stories of when I was a kid and I pause and go wow…..I was super gay.
(Source: lady-stoneheart, via stillherestillfighting)
natesnaughtystuff asked: Very nice ass sir thanks for the submission
Thank you! Just glad I can be apart of your blog ;)
Talk to me people!
